I opened my spam email today for the first time in a few months and imagine my surprise when I found out the Nigerians are looking for me. They apparently have money that belongs to me and here I am trying to make ends meet in the US of A when all I need to do is contact one of the 20 or so Nigerians who are seeking me.
Mr. Nelson Emmanuel is a FBI foreign agent in Nigeria.
He wants to send me $8.5 Million Dollars.
All he needs is my home address, telephone number and to let him know how I want my funds transferred.
The Central Bank of Nigeria has emailed me telling me they have two inheritance boxes they need to get to me that total $8.3 Million dollars of merchandise.
Again all they need is my home address, telephone number.
A diplomat from Nigeria needs me to send him $103 for shipping taxes so that I can receive my $6.3 million dollars worth of merchandise.
To top it all off I have apparently won 4 or 5 lotteries in other countries and they all just need my bank routing number to send me the money.
And to think I have wasted all of this time here working for my money.
Oh well, off to make millions and millions of dollars with a few clicks!